MC Hammer Defeats Juggalos w/ Mesmerizing Dance Moves

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MC Hammer
did TWO incredible things at the Gathering of Juggalos festival in Illinois last night -- first, he wasn't killed ... and second, HE DID THE HAMMER DANCE!!!!!!!!

Hammer gyrated the hell out of himself while performing "U Can't Touch This" -- and it was so enchanting ... the Juggalos actually restrained themselves from hurling objects at his face.

Impressive, considering the Juggalos bloodied up last year's performers -- Method Man and Tila Tequila -- by pelting them with beer cans with Nolan Ryan-esque accuracy.

He told you, homeboy ... you can't touch this.

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/12/mc-hammer-gathering-of-the-juggalos-u-cant-touch-this-dance-moves-amazing-video/

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